Thursday, December 24, 2015

WHY IS IT SO MOIST ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN NYC.........

Staten Island is releasing a large amount of toxic fumes and huge amounts of Drakkar usage YESSSSSSSSSS.
Excessive whining depletes the ozone YESSSSSSSSSS. 
C.C Sabathia Farted YESSSSSSSSSS 
All the friction for thousands of Nerds masterbating while watching Star Wars YESSSSSSSSSS.
Satan is vacationing on Coney Island YESSSSSSSSSS.
It's BBQ a dog week in China YESSSSSSSSSS.
Godzilla sneezed on the South Pole and melted it YESSSSSSSSSS.
Methane from the farts of Vegans because of the massive amounts of beans and tampons they eat YESSSSSSSSSS.
All the obese people around all the sweating they do raised the humidity level to FAT MOIST YESSSSSSSSSS.
Donald Trump is getting a shit ton of you whiny turds STEAMED YESSSSSSSSSS.
I didn't grow a beard this winter and many women are moist in their sensitive areas since I'm dam good looking YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Stop Whining 
Get Moist
Piss on your Christmas tree
Stop caring
Be proud
Unfuck yourself 
Get Vigorous
~~~ JONESY ~~~