Staten Island is releasing a large amount of toxic fumes and huge amounts of Drakkar usage YESSSSSSSSSS.
Excessive whining depletes the ozone YESSSSSSSSSS.
C.C Sabathia Farted YESSSSSSSSSS
All the friction for thousands of Nerds masterbating while watching Star Wars YESSSSSSSSSS.
Satan is vacationing on Coney Island YESSSSSSSSSS.
It's BBQ a dog week in China YESSSSSSSSSS.
Godzilla sneezed on the South Pole and melted it YESSSSSSSSSS.
Methane from the farts of Vegans because of the massive amounts of beans and tampons they eat YESSSSSSSSSS.
All the obese people around all the sweating they do raised the humidity level to FAT MOIST YESSSSSSSSSS.
Donald Trump is getting a shit ton of you whiny turds STEAMED YESSSSSSSSSS.
I didn't grow a beard this winter and many women are moist in their sensitive areas since I'm dam good looking YESSSSSSSSSS.
Piss on your Christmas tree
~~~ JONESY ~~~