Another day to unfuck yourself and rise up and get Vigorous. Get off your knees waiting to be saved when all you gotta do is stand up and fight back.
1.Thou shall not whine or gripe.
2.He who is a weak and whiny slacker shall receiveth the staff of Sodomy.
3. Rise off thee ass and proceed to unfuck thyself post haste.
4. Thou shall not use tampons to chew on foul wastes of oxygen.
5. Thou shall not Slack and Loaf or receiveth the staff of Sodomy.
6. Thou shall not Lurk too much as to Lurk without meaning or destination.
7. Thou shall be an individual not a sheep in the herd waiting to be picked off by wolves.
8. Thou shall keep it Moist at all times.
9. Never be ashamed to ask for help but you must accomplish it on your own.
10. Never covet thy neighbor's Walrus.
11. Exorcise ye bulllshit in life and arise to be a Vigorous One.
~~~ JONESY ~~~