Friday, January 8, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY

The weak and pussifed thank god it's Friday YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single Mom's and lonely married women thank Jonesy it's Friday YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Cool Water is being delivered by Amazon today YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Manatees are Moist YESSSSSSSSSS.
If she quotes Marilyn Monroe she idolizes a floozy. Act accordingly YESSSSSSSSSS. 
You have 20 pairs of Jordan's but you are 400 pounds of flab and smell like cheese. Sell them all and find a gym and Unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Tom Jones is better then Elvis YESSSSSSSSSS.
Whiners love to get fucked in the ass by life YESSSSSSSSSS.
Pick up a damn book and stop looking at pictures of cats and dogs YESSSSSSSSSS.
Is it me or many of you have unhealthy obsession with your pets. THEY ARE NOT CHILDREN YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Never ask advice from a fanatic YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you are an adult you should be able to cook. Your not an adult if you can't cook. Dependency is a form of slavery YESSSSSSSSSS. 
TRUMPIN FOR SOME UNFUCKIN YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Staten Island should be turned into a sewage treatment plant and refugee water boarding facility YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Being strong makes life easier. Many of you wouldn't understand since most of you are weak and lazy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Most of you women were not taught or forgot how to be a woman. I can't help you on this since I am not a woman so your on your own with this YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Death Eaters YESSSSSSSSSS. 
AL BUNDY YESSSSSSSSSS.
ARCHIE BUNKER YESSSSSSSSSS. 
If you live outside of Brooklyn for five years you need to embrace where you live. Burn all the stupid Brooklyn apparel you lost your rep years ago YESSSSSSSSSS.
Stop caring about petty bullshit. Less crap on your plate to swallow daily YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Who Cares
Stop Whining 
Be Proud 
No on Cares
Unfuck Yourself 
Get Vigorous....
~~~ JONESY ~~~