Monday, February 29, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S BISSEXTUS

Why are the Oscars and Staten Island alike? 
No one Cares about either YESSSSSSSSSS.
Another day your alive and another day you can unfuck yourself and get vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
TRUMP YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single Mom's and lonely married women love bissextus YESSSSSSSSSS.
Whiny men should be bullied and deported to France YESSSSSSSSSS.
Fuck the French YESSSSSSSSSS.
Manatees love it Moist YESSSSSSSSSS.
Life's not fair so get that through your head and unfuck it YESSSSSSSSSS.
McDonald's is not food YESSSSSSSSSS.
White Pride YESSSSSSSSSS 
Equality is a false god. You have been lied to all your life YESSSSSSSSSS.
You can goto the gym 5 days a week and look like shit. Maybe you need some help YESSSSSSSSSS.
Social Media is a joke but too many of you think it's the bible YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
I wear Brut and I get dead women Moist YESSSSSSSSSS.
The Old School is the only school YESSSSSSSSSS.
Don't take life too serious since most of you are not serious about unfuckin and Vigorizing their lives YESSSSSSSSSS. 
~~~ JONESY ~~~