If waking up is not motivation enough you should not wake up YESSSSSSSSSS.
IT'S TRUMPIN TIME YESSSSSSSSSS.
LET'S GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS.
Free Big Gulps for tampon chewers at 7-11 YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men that brunch shove dildos in their ass for lunch YESSSSSSSSSS.
SAFE SPACES? Life will find you and bully you till you piss your pants YESSSSSSSSSS.
Staten Island should be drone attacked then used to raise llamas.
TURD BERNERS- Followers of the commie pinko Bernie Sanders.
Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler YESSSSSSSSSSS.
Stop checking into the gym. Many of you do not look like you made any progress in the 400 times you checked in. Maybe it's time for a trainer.........firstname.lastname@example.org YESSSSSSSSSS.
Get my friends who work for Verizon back to work YESSSSSSSSSS.
You say all men are jerks you will always be alone and live with 100 cats and peanut butter YESSSSSSSSSS.
You say all women are crazy you will die alone with your flesh light Lulu YESSSSSSSSSS.
Vegans make me laugh and all your bullshit propaganda posts just make me wanna have veal cutlet hero YESSSSSSSSSS.
"If you can't tone it tan it" No now your tan and fat. You are not fooling anyone. Spend that money on some form of getting Vigorous you slackers YESSSSSSSSSS.
"Big is Beautiful" No your fat so get off your ass and find something Vigorous to do YESSSSSSSSSS.
You text and drive you should crash and the air bag powder blinds you for life YESSSSSSSSSS.
You Jaywalk you should get hit like in the game Frogger and that would be the end of you YESSSSSSSSSS.
Yankees suck and so does Michael Juice Mandola YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are easily offended then you are easily bullied and abused YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you are not getting strong you are doing it wrong YESSSSSSSSSS.
You say you love animals more then humans you will be gang raped by 4 horses and a walrus YESSSSSSSSSS.
You whine about traffic you should get into a accident and live the rest of your life drinking your food YESSSSSSSSSS.
You whine about being sick may your illness get worse YESSSSSSSSSS.
You think the world owes you something the world will dump a whole barrel full of sodomy on your useless ass YESSSSSSSSSS.
I stopped caring what comes out of my mouth for a long time. If everything is offensive to the weak and whiny then it's on them. They have a lot more problems than a few words. They weak,whiny, and easily offended pull no weight with the strong and Vigorous.
~~~ JONESY "THE BULLY OF THE PUSSIFIED" VIGOROUS