Friday, May 13, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY MACHO MAY 13TH

Thanking god it's Friday just announces to the world you are weak and whiny. Friday will not save you from your petty and tampon chewing existence. Friday is no cure for your Whinoturdapussiosis. Friday is just another day on the calendar that you will waste being a Walking Turd. Everyday is a gift when you wake up. Too bad many of you never open the damn box.
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~