Monday, May 9, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S MACHO MAY MONDAY

Everyday should be a Monday YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyday is a Monday YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyday I identify as VIGOROUS STRAIGHT MALE YESSSSSSSSS.
Everyday I wake up more Vigorous them most of you YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyday you are still the same whiny waste of life with no intention of unfuckin yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Hitler was a vegetarian YESSSSSSSSSSS.
IT'S TRUMPIN TIME YESSSSSSSSSS.
Puerto Rico is bankrupt. Send Bernie Sanders down there it will be Cuba 2 in a few months YESSSSSSSSSS.
Putting Chinese on the Ball: To "jinx" the ball during a game YESSSSSSSSS.
Saloogi YESSSSSSSSS.
Ladies and Gentlemen your first place NY METS YESSSSSSSSSS.
Yankees get above 500 then we can talk YESSSSSSSSSS.
This country needs a leader not a mother YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Life is not a fairy tale. Life is not the Land of make believe in Mr. Rogers neighborhood. Many of us do not deserve to make it through life YESSSSSSSSSS.
Horoscopes are for whiny women and men that should use the ladies room YESSSSSSSSSSS. 
You say all men are jerks you will always be alone and live with 100 cats and peanut butter YESSSSSSSSSS.
You constantly use the terms REAL or REAL TALK you really need to give a shotgun a blowjob YESSSSSSSSSS.
You whine about your shit job and do nothing to change it you should be stuck there until you die in your job scorned and angry YESSSSSSSSSS.
Vegans make me laugh and all your bullshit propaganda posts just make me wanna have veal cutlet hero YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are not real unless I met you in person or one of my crew has met you. Other then that you are a turd behind a keyboard YESSSSSSSSSS.
"If you can't tone it tan it" No now your tan and fat. You are not fooling anyone. Spend that money on some form of getting Vigorous you slackers YESSSSSSSSSS.
"Big is Beautiful" No your fat so get off your ass and find something Vigorous to do YESSSSSSSSS.
You say all women are crazy you will die alone with your flesh light Lulu YESSSSSSSSSS.
You text and drive you should crash and the air bag powder blinds you for life YESSSSSSSSSS.
You complain about the weather you should be hit by lightning, sucked up in a tornado and dropped on a wrought iron fence YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are gonna juice cleanse huh? Better off shoveling a garden hose up your ass YESSSSSSSSSS.
You Jaywalk you should get hit like in the game Frogger and that would be the end of you YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are easily offended then you are easily bullied and abused YESSSSSSSSSS.
No ones cares about Staten Island, Mexico and Canada YESSSSSSSSS. 
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Less caring and more Unfuckin YESSSSSSSSS.
Stop Whining 
Unfuck Yourself 
Get Vigorous 
~~~ JONESY "I bully the whiny" VIGOROUS ~~~