Aries: Sodomize yourself with a wiffle ball bat.
Taurus: Just kill yourself if you believe this bullshit.
Gemini: Drink bleach and rape your dog.
Cancer: Well you are just fucked LOL
Leo: If you are a man and believes in this jive you can use the ladies room.
Virgo: Move to Staten Island and OD on heroin and toxic water.
Libra: You will be mugged and beaten by refugees from Disney World.
Scorpio: You have no choice but to vote for Donald Trump
Sagittarius: You will drink some wine and catch Manatee AIDS.
Capricorn: I'm surprised you are still living you useless turd.
Aquarius: Refer to Virgo.
Pisces: Stop Whining, Unfuck Yourself and Get Vigorous.
Bullshit breeds turds.......
~~~ JONESY " THE SWAMI OF THE MOIST" VIGOROUS
