Thursday, June 30, 2016

OFFEND A THURSDAY

Maybe it's time to stop chewing tampons and blame religion. Maybe it's time to take the blinders off and piss off some people for the greater good. If the fanatics don't play by the rules why should our country? Maybe we need a another world war to unfuck it all. Maybe we need an apocalypse. I'm rooting for the apocalypse. Most of you maxi pad lasagna making wimps think this world is the worst. When the world goes Mad Max and I'm the Lord Humongous beheading your family and eating your pets then you will beg for President Trump back! 
IT'S APOCALYPSE TIME!
Stop Whining 
Unfuck Yourself 
Get Vigorous 
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~