Tuesday, September 13, 2016

YOUR VIGOROUS JONESYSCOPE FOR TODAY

Aries~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Taurus~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Gemini~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Cancer~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Leo~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Virgo~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Libra~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Scorpio~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Sagittarius~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Capricorn~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Aquarius~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Pisces~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Horoscopes are for whiny women and feminized men. I am the all knowing and all powerful Swami Jonesy of the Brooklyn! Give me $100 bucks I'll bully and abuse you for an hour if you are that insecure and unsure of your life. 
~~~ JONESY "THE DEPLORABLE" VIGOROUS ~~~