Friday, December 30, 2016

MY 2017 RESOLUTIONS

Destroy Political Correctness.
Bring back the word trollop. 
Harpoon a whale.
Club a seal.
Shoot a giant Panda.
Make bullying great again. 
Burn a Mickey Mantle jersey. 
Shit in someone's air Jordan's. 
Toss illegals over the wall.
Refugees get tossed also.
Masculinity will spread.
New website is going up.

It's all gonna be Machismo in the Trump 17.
Unfuck yourself 
Stop Whining 
Get Vigorous 
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~