Monday, December 19, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY

Christmas is cancelled it is now Trumpmas.

1. Toss out that jesus and replace it with a Donald Trump doll. 
2. Trash the tree and put up a wall in your living room.
3. Buy Kendo sticks for the family so you can bully and beat whiny liberal tampon chewers on Trumpmas.
4. Real American by Rick Derringer will be played all day instead of Christmas music.
5. Place the Trumpmas gifts on the side of the Trumpmas wall. 
6. The proper greeting for this holiday is MERRY TRUMPMAS. 
7. All women are in the kitchen preparing The Trumpmas Dinner.................Pot Roast, Mashed Potatoes and Spinach.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE TRUMPIN 
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~