Monday, February 27, 2017

THE JONESY ACADEMY OF PUSSIFICATION AND TAMPON CHEWERS AWARDS

Men who watched the Oscar's.
Men who whine about Mondays.
Men who have taken selfies in 2017.
Men who are confused about genders.
Men who are afraid to speak their mind.
Men on snapchat.
Men with a cold fish handshake.
Men who watch Big Bang Theory
Men who use an escalator.
Men who think golf is a sport.
Men who feel the bern still LOL wimps.
Men who wear vagina hats.
Men who won't get behind our President.
Men who can't do their age in push-ups.
Men who own 18 pairs of Jordan's and still pays rent and not a mortgage.
Men who read anything Oprah Winfrey wrote.
Men who consume soy.
Men who neglect their children.
Men on welfare.
Men who went to a Beyonce concert.
Men who refuse to be a man.
All can be Vigorous once again if you decide to unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous.

~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~