Tuesday, February 28, 2017

TUESDAY VIGOROUS

Every time a man takes a selfie a little boy decides to become a little girl.
Every time a man takes a selfie Melissa Mccarthy gets another movie deal.
Every time a man takes a selfie global warming gets worse.
Every time a man takes a selfie a fat woman gets another tattoo.
Every time a man takes a selfie Bernie Sanders lives another year.
Every time a man takes a selfie a liberal breeds more liberals.
Every time man takes a selfie some ones daughter becomes a stripper.
Every time a man takes a selfie your children will get bullied.
Every time man takes a selfie he embarrasses himself and his ancestors.
Every time a man takes a selfie he becomes more like a woman.
Every time a man takes a selfie 29 hipsters move to NYC.

Be a man and not a He-Cunt.
No selfies in the 17
Stop Whining
Get Vigorous
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~