Thursday, March 16, 2017

MEN WHO STILL TAKE SELFIES

Take it in the rear while watching Big Bang Theory.
Should be checked for retardation.
Thinks real men wear pink.
Thinks Progressive thinking is a good thing.
Have their testicles in their wife or girlfriends pocketbooks.
Asks to take the middle of the bagel out.
Wears workout gloves.
Doesn't eat the bun of a Hamburger.
Has a Forever 21 credit card.
Does not think for himself.
Watches THE VIEW
Voted for Hillary
Jerks off to pictures of Bernie Sanders
Fathers did not beat them enough when they were kids.
Need to look up the word Masculinity.
Have sons with rainbow hair and wanna use the girls room.
Their testosterone levels are lower than a soy milk drinking hipster.
Men who take selfies are automatically considered liberal.
Sit to piss.
Whines about cold weather.
Lives in Boston.
Lives on Staten Island.
Being a He-Cunt is not being a man.

NO SELFIES IN THE 17

~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~