THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY!

Your Out of Shape. 
You look like a weeble with diabetes.
Your wife is a floozy.
Your kids are ugly. 
Your dog gets more ass than you.
Your jerk off more than you actually penetrate a person. You would be lucky to be with anyone you can't be picky. 
You most likely live on Staten Island. 
You most likely have a mundane union job that supports your 4 chins and laziness. 
You went to see Tony Robbins and now you think your shitty life is justified. 
Pizza is not a complete meal.
You are not OLD you are WEAK. 
Your feelings mean nothing to me since you are a pussified turd.
Why do you even want to get out of bed you useless waste of oxygen?
THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY!

~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~