Your Out of Shape.
You look like a weeble with diabetes.
Your wife is a floozy.
Your kids are ugly.
Your dog gets more ass than you.
Your jerk off more than you actually penetrate a person. You would be lucky to be with anyone you can't be picky.
You most likely live on Staten Island.
You most likely have a mundane union job that supports your 4 chins and laziness.
You went to see Tony Robbins and now you think your shitty life is justified.
Pizza is not a complete meal.
You are not OLD you are WEAK.
Your feelings mean nothing to me since you are a pussified turd.
Why do you even want to get out of bed you useless waste of oxygen?
THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY!
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~