Thursday, May 31, 2018

THURSDAY I'M SMARTER THAN MOST OF YOU ASS CLOWNS

I'm smarter than most of you reading this. This is not an accomplishment by any means.

Most of you have not read a book in ages.

Get off your ass and stay active. Especially older people. Getting VIGOROUS enhances overall wellness.

Keep learning new stuff. Keep that powerful brain working. That lame excuse if I'm done with school I'm done learning is weak and slovenly.

Most of you do not engage in conversations about relevant issues. Oh texts are not conversations. Especially with close friends and family.

Unplug once and a while. Enjoy the silence and reset your shitty life.

Actually start writing again with a pen or pencil. That can unfuck you being a dullard.

Too many retard tables around now and many of you have VIP seating next to where they bring out the Jello.

Education is Vigoration. 
Stagnation is Retardation

JONESY VIGOROUS