Thursday, August 16, 2018

COUNT HER SELFIES

0~ Pretty much doesn't exist. If so marry her pronto.

1-10~ Still a keeper.

11- 25~ Still in the good range.

26-50~ Getting a little scary.

51-80~ Starting to smell like a floozy.

81-100~ #SHEFLOUNDER

101-150~ SUPER SHE FLOUNDER

151-200 ~ ULTRA SHE FLOUNDER

201- 250~ MEGA SHE FLOUNDER

251-300~ HUMONGOUS SHE FLOUNDER

301- and up~ GODZILLA SHE FLOUNDER

Less selfies and more #BEEFSTEW

JONESY VIGOROUS