Blessed is the woman with a dirty kitchen and a clean flounder.
A flatulent man stinks. A flatulent women goes OVER THE WALL.
Air Jordans are the sandals of the Tinker Bells of Tampon.
Weak is the man who pushups less than his days on this land.
Weak is the man who owns a dog that carried in one hand.
A woman that does not cook is the cow who does not give milk.
Blessed is the humble women who shuts up and makes #BEEFSTEW.
Vigorous is the man who tells woman to stifle it and make Beef Stew.