Drink your whale milk and eat your hot hash YESSSSSSSSSS.
Some of you should be embarrassed posting old pics of themselves. You look at yourself now? Put down the gluten free big mac and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
Whiners should be sodomized by a chimpanzee and contract Ebola Herpes YESSSSSSSSSS.
People who need a birthday week or month should eat some humble pie. No one cares that much about you so eat your cookie puss and move on ass neck YESSSSSSSSSS.
It's ok to say I DISAGREE or NO. Don't worry about offending and let the person know YESSSSSSSSSS
No pity for people who make their own lives shitty YESSSSSSSSSS.
Don't be afraid to ask questions about something you are interested in. Knowledge is the chainsaw for unfuckin YESSSSSSSSSS.
If your the smartest moron in the room your still a moron YESSSSSSSSSS.
Women with lazy and out of shape men it's time for an upgrade YESSSSSSSSSS.
Sometimes in life you gotta get into a fight. Harsh language and your I-phone will not save you so prepare yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you meet a woman and her favorite TV shows have real or wives in title you need to just run and never look back YESSSSSSSSSS.
Whining about traffic while in traffic you should get into an accident YESSSSSSSSSS.
Your pet is not a child YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS
The only people who worry about age is the weak and lazy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Never too late to unfuck yourself so get off your slacker ass and get into the fight YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~