If you are a man and needs to buy fake muscles for a costume you are not a man. Please return costume and cover yourself in tampons and write TM on your chest. You can be the new hero of the feminized..... TAMPON MAN. Your super powers are whining and drinking Pumpkin Spice Macchiatos with extra douche.
Who cares go unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous.
~~~ JONESY ~~~