Merry Christmas..............................Now cut the bullshit YESSSSSSSSSS.
Another day you are alive and you can proceed to unfuck and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
You were out of shape and sloppy way before the Holidays came around so cut the jive YESSSSSSSSSS.
Whiners are useless and many of you are useless YESSSSSSSSSS.
Hitler celebrated Christmas just to let you know. Are you offended? YESSSSSSSSSS.
Santa was created in the Image of Odin The Allfather. So Santa is a Viking YESSSSSSSSSS.
So is the tree in your house. The Vikings decorated evergreen trees with pieces of food and clothes, small statues of the Gods, carved runes, etc., to entice the tree spirits to come back in the spring YESSSSSSSSSS.
You can be a six dollar floozy or a million dollar woman. Many of you do not know how to count your money YESSSSSSSSSS.
The Dumb teaching the stupid you get RETURDED YESSSSSSSSSS.
Strong words offend weak people YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you don't want people to see your laundry don't hang your moist bloomers in the backyard YESSSSSSSSSS.
Vegan men don't give culliingus. They just lick the bush~~~Paul Carter YESSSSSSSSSS.
Just because things change does not mean it is for the better. Hold onto the Old School or you will be sodomized by new school nonsense YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men today are more worried about leaving their IPhone home instead of their BALLS YESSSSSSSSSS.
If being cool means acting feminine and placating to women then we are really in bad shape YESSSSSSSSSS.
You meet broad and her favorite TV shows have REAL or WIVES in it.......JUST WALK AWAY YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyone should get in the kitchen. You can't prepare meals you are not as independent as you think. The Vigorous cook, the rest whine and burn water YESSSSSSSSSS.
"El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?" SIIIIIIIIII.
We are here and We Get Vigorous...........well some of us do and the rest we need people to laugh at and bully.
~~~ JONESY ~~~