I don't need a Halloween costume. I walk around this city scaring the weak and whiny, Homo-feminist, trans turds, hipster tampon chewers. I am what they fear because they are too weak and useless or were born the wrong sex and can't handle that. I am what our so called civilized society is trying so hard to vanquish. A so called relic of the past that the tampon chewers think is outdated and primitive. Well this STRAIGHT, VIGOROUS, MALE loves a good fight. My axe is sharp, my mind is working overtime and I'm one handsome Barbarian. So throw your tampons and call me neanderthal. All I have to do is throw a dirty look and most of you will piss themselves and run to a safe space. There is no place to hide from a predator. We smell your pussification.
~~~ JONESY "CRO-MAGNON VIGOROUS" ~~~